F**k Christmas Tickets
About F**k Christmas
Release yourself from the capitalistic machine that Christmas has become and enjoy a wild, mutinous, hilarious holiday season celebration. Serving post-punk, anti-capitalist realness, this is an epic Grinchian party like no other, brought to you by a family of queers, rebels and runaways. It's time to flip four calling birds to secular traditions and embrace the festive chaos with _Fuck Christmas_.
Fat Fruit (Sarah Ward & Bec Matthews, Fuck Fabulous) and Director Susie Dee invite you to kick back for a yuletide variety show that agitates the holiday season. Somewhere between a hallucinogenic, camp Christmas fantasy and a perverse, apocalyptic nightmare, Fuck Christmas unwraps our toxic secular addictions and makes room for alternative celebrations.
Welcome to Fuck Christmas — at last a holiday experience that truly sleighs.
Start date
27th November, 2024
End date
15th December, 2024
Categories
Venue
Merlyn Theatre | Malthouse Theatre
Accessibility
Ground floor of The Malthouse is accessible by wheelchair (enter via the ramp near the Box Office). The Merlyn and Beckett Theatre, MALT Kitchen & Pantry, Box Office, Bar and bathrooms are all located on the ground floor.
Directions
GETTING TO THE VENUE
BY TRAM: The No. 1 South Melbourne tram goes right past our door. Get off at Stop 18. Any tram down St Kilda Road—jump off at Grant Street, Stop 17 and take a 3-minute walk.
BY TRAIN: Any train to Flinders Street, then a 12-minute stroll through Melbourne’s sparkling Arts Precinct.
BY BIKE: Secure your bike to one of the many racks outside the foyer.
BY CAR: Limited on-street parking is available on Grant Street, Sturt Street and Dodds Streets. Two disabled parking spaces are just outside The Malthouse entrance on Sturt Street.
More information about F**k Christmas
"A show that literally had it all, and bared it all." - Scenestr (For Fat Fruit's production of F*ck Fabulous)
"It’s messy, anti-mainstream and raises a glass to the diverse." - A Modern Gay's Guide (For Fat Fruit's production of F*ck Fabulous)
"Sticks up a defiant middle finger to the commodification of queer culture, the policing of bodies, and the rules of what it means to be definably feminine, masculine or anywhere in between." - Time Out (For Fat Fruit's production of F*ck Fabulous)
Director: Susie Dee
Co-Creators & Cast: Sarah Ward, Bec Matthews
Set & Costume Designer: Romanie Harper
Group Choreographer & Cast: Gabi Barton
Cast: Jess Love, Wai-Zea Man, Joh Nyx, Nicci Wilks, Seth Sladen, Dale Woodbridge Brown, John Marc Desengano
Lighting Designer: Monique Aucher
Video Producer: Chris Bennett
Rigger: Franca Stadler
Frequently asked questions
Which theatre is F**k Christmas at?
F**k Christmas is at Melbourne's Merlyn Theatre | Malthouse Theatre, which is located at 113 Sturt Street, Southbank, Melbourne, 3006.
How much are tickets for F**k Christmas?
F**k Christmas tickets start at $45.
How do you get tickets for F**k Christmas?
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