Bernie Dieter’s Club Kabarett at Meat Market Tickets
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About Bernie Dieter’s Club Kabarett
Join kabarett provocateur Bernie Dieter, as her gin soaked haus band soundtracks a debauched night of breathtaking circus, gender-bending aerial and fire-breathing sideshow at its most provocative and hilarious best.
Club Kabarett is more than just a show; "Its an exuberant, juicy, guns-blazing performance that makes other cabarets look stale and tame.“ (Arts Hub) A triumphant middle finger held up against the mundane, this wickedly funny show is a life affirming lightning bolt of pure, unadulterated joy!
Run time
1hr 50min. 1 Interval.
Venue
Categories
Age
Ages 18+.
Start date
3rd April, 2025
End date
11th May, 2025
Venue
Meat Market
Accessibility
All of Meat Market’s venue spaces are accessible and D.D.A. compliant. While the spaces are D.D.A. compliant, areas with cobblestone floors can be slightly bumpy due to their uneven surface.
Directions
GETTING TO THE VENUE
BY TRAM:
- Tram 19 – Alight at Haymarket (stop #9)
- Trams 58 and 59 – Alight at Royal Melbourne Hospital (stop #14)
BY TRAIN:
- Flagstaff Station – 15 minute walk
- Melbourne Central Station – 15 minute walk
- North Melbourne Station – 20 minute walk
BY BUS:
- Bus 402 – Courtney/Wreckyn St stop
- Bus 401 and 403 – Royal Melbourne Hospital stop
BY CAR: Parking is limited around Meat Market so we recommend utilising public transport options when visiting the venue. There is no public parking available on site. The surrounding area has limited permit, metered and timed on-street parking.
More information about Bernie Dieter’s Club Kabarett
★★★★★ “Gloriously talented. F#?king phenomenal!” - The Age
★★★★★ “Uplifting, raucous and always mesmerising” - Sydney Morning Herald
★★★★★ “This show is unmissable” - Out In Perth
★★★★★ “Gloriously decadent and outrageously indecent” - Whats On Stage
★★★★★ “More than just a show, this is an experience” - ArtsHub
Frequently asked questions
What is the running time of Bernie Dieter’s Club Kabarett?
Bernie Dieter’s Club Kabarett runs for 1hr 50min. 1 Interval.
Which theatre is Bernie Dieter’s Club Kabarett at?
Bernie Dieter’s Club Kabarett is at Melbourne's Meat Market, which is located at 2 Wreckyn Street, North Melbourne, Melbourne, 3051.
How much are tickets for Bernie Dieter’s Club Kabarett?
Bernie Dieter’s Club Kabarett tickets start at $60.
What is the age recommendation for Bernie Dieter’s Club Kabarett?
Ages 18+.
How do you get tickets for Bernie Dieter’s Club Kabarett?
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