Heather Valentine: Train Cake at Meat Market Tickets
About Heather Valentine: Train Cake
Legendary children's birthday cake maker Lucky retired from her savage career to live a peaceful life and fulfil her obligations to sourdough starter, Steve. When a sadistic villain from her past returns to steal the only thing that matters, Lucky has no choice but to unleash her remorseless baking machine within and seek vengeance.
In the great tradition of thrillers such as John Wick and every Liam Neeson film since Love, Actually, and set in the sexy world of the 1980's Australian Women's Weekly Children's Birthday Cake Cookbook comes an hilarious new comedy that asks if revenge is best served as a swimming pool, a duck or a train.
Brought to you by Heather Valentine and Carl Whiteside, the team behind smash hits Dream House (2023 Melbourne International Comedy Festival) and Mastress of Ceremonies (2022 Melbourne International Comedy Festival).
Run time
1hr. No Interval.
Venue
Categories
Age
Ages 15+.
Start date
2nd April, 2025
End date
12th April, 2025
Venue
Meat Market
Accessibility
All of Meat Market’s venue spaces are accessible and D.D.A. compliant. While the spaces are D.D.A. compliant, areas with cobblestone floors can be slightly bumpy due to their uneven surface.
Directions
GETTING TO THE VENUE
BY TRAM:
- Tram 19 – Alight at Haymarket (stop #9)
- Trams 58 and 59 – Alight at Royal Melbourne Hospital (stop #14)
BY TRAIN:
- Flagstaff Station – 15 minute walk
- Melbourne Central Station – 15 minute walk
- North Melbourne Station – 20 minute walk
BY BUS:
- Bus 402 – Courtney/Wreckyn St stop
- Bus 401 and 403 – Royal Melbourne Hospital stop
BY CAR: Parking is limited around Meat Market so we recommend utilising public transport options when visiting the venue. There is no public parking available on site. The surrounding area has limited permit, metered and timed on-street parking.
More information about Heather Valentine: Train Cake
"This shows what a star Heather Valentine is... Dream House was absolutely amazing – well written, brilliantly performed." - Subculture
★★★★½ "In Heather Valentine’s hit comedy show Mastress of Ceremonies, the good, the bad, the ugly, and the oh so very funny collide, making for a hilarious and laugh-out-loud time." - Milk Bar Mag
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