It’s 1985. TV prime time. Across Australia, millions of tear-stricken eyes are glued to their television sets in disbelief. A Country Practice’s beloved Molly Jones takes her final breath. Fade to black and she’s gone.
Inside the story room, in a creative flurry powered by coffee, cigarettes and Fantales, the eccentric squad of TV writers have nailed it — they’ve written the perfect death for Australia’s darling. Hearts around the country are broken and forty years later, the pain is only just subsiding.
In this new comedy with Georgie Parker, A Country Practice addict and self-professed fanatic Melanie Tait, imagines what it was like for the writers to pen the episode that became a defining cultural moment in the nation’s TV history. Whether you’re a diehard fan of this iconic TV series or simply a lover of a cracking Australian story, you’ll be rolling in the aisles with laughter at HOW TO PLOT A HIT IN TWO DAYS.
HOW TO PLOT A HIT IN TWO DAYS is a fictional play imagining the machinations of a hypothetical writers’ room. It is not affiliated with the television show A Country Practice.
1hr 30 mins. No interval.
Plays, Comedy
Ages 12+.
29th August, 2025
11th October, 2025
Ensemble Theatre is fully wheelchair accessible, has wheelchair friendly seating and F row in our theatre has street level access.
Ensemble Theatre has a hearing loop which amplifies sound for specific areas of seating. If you have a hearing impairment please request seating within the hearing loop when booking. Receivers are also available from the Box Office and should be booked in advance. Please contact 0289183400 to discuss.
GETTING TO THE VENUE
BY TRAIN: The next stop north after Wynyard Station, take the train to Milsons Point station, exit at Ennis Rd and it’s just a 5 minute walk down Willoughby Street.
BY FERRY: The most scenic way to travel, treat yourself and jump on a ferry from Circular Quay to Milsons Point (a 10 – 15 minute walk) or Kirribilli Wharf (also, a 10 – 15 minute walk).
BY CAR: There’s free (but time-limited) street parking all around the theatre. Please allow ample time to park before your performance or booking at Bayly’s Bistro.
★★★★★ “Pure theatrical rambunctiousness” - ArtsHub (THE APPLETON LADIES’ POTATO RACE)
“Tait’s play is well-shaped and gently funny, her characters lovingly drawn and recognisable” - The Guardian (A BROADCAST COUP)
Writer: Melanie Tait
Director: Lee Lewis
Assistant Director: Tiffany Wong
Cast includes: Georgie Parker
HOW TO PLOT A HIT IN TWO DAYS runs for 1hr 30 mins. No interval.
HOW TO PLOT A HIT IN TWO DAYS is at Kirribilli's Ensemble Theatre, which is located at 78 McDougall Street, Kirribilli, 2061.
HOW TO PLOT A HIT IN TWO DAYS tickets start at $85.
Ages 12+.
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